Posts Tagged ‘diseaster’

Today was actually the third time I saw that lady when I was waiting for my train.

I remember when I saw her the first time I was like “ok she’s old and she might be blind”…

When I saw her the second time i was like “ok she’s old and maybe she is not blind but some kind of a hooker”…

And when I saw her today I was like “ok she might be a 16 year old teenager trapped in the body of an 80 year-old blind and trashy hooker with a VERY bad taste in fashion”.

I mean animal print used to be very trendy, right?…like some 6 months ago. Leopard print is gradually going out of fashion but of course you can still wear it tastefully as accessories or something like that. But that 80-year old “diseaster” made my eyes bleed! And I seriously did not know if I wanted to laugh or cry…

She was wearing leopard printed overknee boots, a short skirt with a pink shirt combined with a long brown leathercoat and topped off with a lovely hat with zebra print.

Obviously, I had to take a picture of her otherwise none of you would believe me. So I took out my cell phone and tried to get snapshots without her noticing. Was not that easy to get one and I think she noticed it lol…

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disasterous combination…wearing a zoo is a no-go!!!

Too bad you can’t see the face and the lovely skirt…I kinda missed the snakeskin purse though but there is always a fourth time! 😉

My friend Heidi would say:

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“Auf Wiedersehen!…you’re out!”